Shark Attacks, Consumes Christian Fundamentalists

Shark Attacks, Consumes Christian Fundamentalists

Hoping to settle the long-standing debate about whether Jonah was swallowed by a whale or a shark, Sarah Sprague and Ruth Tippit, two Biblical literalists, eagerly dove into the waiting jaws of a 16-foot white shark armed only with a candle stub and a book of soggy matches. This photo, taken by their pastor, Reverend Foote, shows the brave zealots’ final glimpse of planet Earth—the chum-slick waters off Anacapa Island.

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