Day 99 10/2/13: Ten Terrible Shark Jokes

Who knew there was such a genre?

Shark Jokes for the erudite:

Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s Wake

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Here’s one for the scientific crowd:

Q: What do shark trees consist of?
A: Elasmobranches!

Film geeks might like these:

One of several versions of the painting "...

One of several versions of the painting “The Scream”. The National Gallery, Oslo, Norway. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)ally stupid:

Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman film?
A: Midnight Caudal

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress?
A: Dorsal Day

One for the playground:

Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Just stupid enough for me:

Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!!

Q: Why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced?
A: They no longer loved each other.

Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

 

 

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